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    March CLEAN 4-week series (2024)

    $240.00

    Join us for our March CLEAN 4-week series (deliveries on Mondays: 3/4, 3/11, 3/18, 3/25). Conveniently packaged and automatically delivered straight to your door each week, this series offers a 10% savings while enjoying the healthy, delicious KETO/CLEAN menu items we now create and feature every week.  Nutrition information for all items in the series is provided to us by the incredible team at Carrots n’ Cake so you can track your macros and hit your nutritional goals.

    March 4th menu: Chicken Red Curry w/chickpeas and sweet potato, Southwest Turkey Burger with Boston Lettuce “bun”, CK Signature Energy Clusters, featured seasonal salad (this is a seasonal rotation that will be gluten free and dairy free).

    March 11th menu: Buffalo chicken stuffed sweet potato, CLEAN Chicken “Caesar” Salad with tahini-ranch dressing, roasted red pepper + pesto egg bites (gf/df), featured seasonal grain bowl (gf/df – this is a seasonal rotation that will be gluten free and dairy free).

    March 18th menu: Chickpea Pasta Primavera with vegetables and hand-pulled chicken + citrus herb sauce, Tequila Lime Fiesta Chicken, mocha energy clusters, featured seasonal soup.

    March 25th menu: Spiralized zucchini noodles with lemon chicken, broccolini and arugula pesto, BBQ turkey meatballs with confetti quinoa, apple cinnamon overnight oats, featured seasonal salad this is a seasonal rotation that will be gluten free and dairy free).

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    Gourmet Easter Brunch for 4

    $250.00

    Celebrate Easter together as a family at home with our delicious, multi-course, gourmet, farm-to-table brunch for 4. Savory, sweet, indulgent and healthy. Includes all of the following:

    • Homemade Quiche Lorraine for 4 (onion, garlic, applewood smoked bacon, cheese, eggs, milk, nutmeg, salt, pepper). Contains: dairy, wheat, egg
    • Homemade Cinnamon-Vanilla Waffles for 4 with raspberry sauce and homemade whipped cream for 2 (contains: wheat, egg)
    • CK Short Rib Hash for 4 (roasted potato, sweet potato, peppers, onion, housemade bbq sauce, grass-fed local short ribs)
    • CK Strawberry Spinach Salad for 4 (organic spinach, strawberries, cucumber, red onion, goat cheese (on the side), housemade basil vinaigrette)
    • CK Homemade Banana Bread Pudding with Salted Caramel Sauce for 4 (contains: wheat, dairy, egg)
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    3-Day TWO WEEK CLEAN Program (1/16 + 1/23)

    $288.00

    Includes 3 breakfast, 3 lunch and 3 dinner (gf/df) CLEAN meals EACH WEEK.

    Delivered Monday, January 16th, 2023 and Monday January 23rd between 3-6pm.

    Vegan option available upon request.

    Save 20% when you purchase the remaining 2 weeks together!

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    CK CLEAN 5 Day Program (1/2/23)

    $300.00

    Includes 5 breakfast, 5 lunch and 5 dinner meals (gf/df).

    Delivered Monday, January 2, 2023 + Wednesday, January 4, 2023 between 3-6pm.

    Vegan option available upon request.

    Renew week to week – new weekly menus posted every Monday by 10am. Orders due by Friday at 12pm for the following week.

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    CK CLEAN 5-day program (week of 1/9)

    $300.00

    Includes 5 breakfast, 5 lunch and 5 dinner meals (gf/df).

    Delivered Monday, January 9, 2023 + Wednesday, January 11, 2023 between 3-6pm.

    Vegan option available upon request.

    Renew week to week – new weekly menus posted every Monday by 10am. Orders due by Friday at 12pm for the following week.

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    Women’s History Month Brunch for 5

    $360.00

    CK Private In-home Brunch Service for 5 includes a farm-to-table 3 course brunch menu prepared and served by our CK Private Chef Services Team. 20% is donated by CK, in your name, to your local charity of choice that offers assistance to and/or supports the celebration and advancement of women and girls.

    Includes a floral centerpiece for the table. Does not include alcohol.

    Please choose from the following available dates (first-come, first-reserved).  One of our team members will be in touch immediately to confirm your date and present you with the menu selections.

    Questions: please contact us directly at info@clandestinekitchen.com

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    3-day THREE WEEK program (CLEAN)

    $432.00

    Includes the remaining 3 consecutive weeks in January. Delivered on Mondays between 3-6pm: 1/9, 1/16, 1/23

    3 breakfast, 3 lunch and 3 dinner meals (gf/df) included each week.

    Vegan option available upon request.

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    3-day CLEAN February Session (3 remaining weeks)

    $432.00

    CK CLEAN home meal delivery returns for the month of February!  Early registration for the remaining 3 weeks of the month saves you 20% (3 consecutive weeks: 2/6, 2/13, 2/20).   Complete menus are posted under each week’s registration page and will feature the favorites from our January session and many new, delicious menu items.

    9 meals delivered to your doorstep every Monday (includes 3 breakfast, 3 lunch and 3 dinner meals) all scratchmade with organic, locally-sourced ingredients, gluten-free, dairy-free, low-salt and no added sugars.

    Please indicate if you would like vegetarian preferences and please not any allergies in the “delivery notes” section when completing your registration online.

    Reserve your spot today (very limited time offer to take advantage of the savings) and join us as we continue to feel our very best with healthy, clean, delicious menus delivered every week.

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    CK Summer Reset 5-week Series

    $475.00
    Welcome to our CK Summer Reset 5-week Series. $95/week ($475 for the series), you will receive a selection of 6 clean meals and snacks complete with nutritional breakdowns: 2 snacks/smoothies/breakfast, 2 plant based organic meals, 2 meals featuring grass-fed, wild & organic locally-sourced proteins. We are happy to make substitutions to accommodate vegan and other requests.   All menu items are GF/DF naturally.
    Take the guesswork out of a healthy reset and get ready to glow this summer.
    Delivery will arrive every Wednesday, beginning May 17th, to ensure that you are set up for success mid-week to carry you through to the weekend (5/17, 5/24, 5/31, 5/7, 5/14)
    Our Week 1 menu features:
    Chocolate + Peanut Butter Protein Shake
    Lemon Chicken + Fresh, local asparagus
    Mango Salsa Chicken Lettuce Wraps (option to sub shrimp)
    Spinach + Mango Chia Pudding
    Smashed Chickpea + Spinach Salad
    Coconut Turkey Curry
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    CK CLEAN 3 Day MONTHLY PROGRAM (January 2023)

    $570.00

    Includes 3 consecutive 3-day program deliveries. Delivered on Mondays between 3-6pm: 1/9, 1/16, 1/23

    3 breakfast, 3 lunch and 3 dinner meals (gf/df) included each week.

    Vegan option available upon request.

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    3-day CLEAN February 2023 (4 week session)

    $576.00

    CK CLEAN home meal delivery returns for the month of February!  Early registration for the entire month saves you 20% (4 consecutive weeks: 1/30, 2/6, 2/13, 2/20).   Complete menus are posted under each week’s registration page and will feature the favorites from our January session and many new, delicious menu items.

    9 meals delivered to your doorstep every Monday (includes 3 breakfast, 3 lunch and 3 dinner meals) all scratchmade with organic, locally-sourced ingredients, gluten-free, dairy-free, low-salt and no added sugars.

    Please indicate if you would like vegetarian preferences and please not any allergies in the “delivery notes” section when completing your registration online.

    Reserve your spot today (very limited time offer to take advantage of the savings) and join us as we continue to feel our very best with healthy, clean, delicious menus delivered every week.

     

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    5-day THREE WEEK program (CLEAN)

    $720.00

    Includes the remaining 3 weeks of January. Delivered on Mondays + Wednesdays between 3-6pm: weeks of 1/9, 1/16, 1/23.

    5 breakfast, 5 lunch and 5 dinner meals (gf, df) included each week.

    Vegan option available upon request.

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